Saturday, October 03, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Godfather Physically Attacked At Kansas Speedway!

In a shocking development, Sirius Speedway host Dave "The Godfather" Moody was savagely attacked by NASCAR Sprint Cup Series drivers David Reutimann and Elliott Sadler Friday at Kansas Speedway. The unprovoked daytime attack left Moody with serious injuries that required the popular Sirius NASCAR Radio host to seek medical attention.

Unconfirmed reports have Moody obtaining the services of high-profile attorney Mark Geragos to file a civil lawsuit against both Reutimann and Sadler, requesting $12.5 million for pain, suffering and emotional distress.

"Fortunately," said Moody, "my good friend, award-winning motorsports photographer Dave Condit, was able to document the attack. It might have been nice if had had put down the camera and come to my assistance, but barring that, at least we had concrete evidence of this vicious, unprovoked assault."

In the first photo of the series, a menacing Reutimann threatens Moody with physical violence.

Almost immediately, Moody is jumped from behind by co-conspirator Elliott Sadler.

With the Godfather's arms pinned behind him, Reutimann administers a savage beating.

The shocking aftermath of the assault.

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