Gary Scelzi's Mopar/Oakley Dodge Charger Funny Car will be sporing new colors in this weekend's O'Reilly NHRA Fall Nationals at Texas Motorplex. LOTS of colors. Scelzi's associate sponsor, Valspar, had commissioned a wild-ass paint scheme, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of House of Kolor. The sceme, shown above, looks like a cross between an early 80's Journey album color and something the late Jerry Garcia coughed-up during an acid trip. In my humble opinion, this is what a fire-breathing flopper oughta look like.