Thursday, March 23, 2006

UPDATE: Scelzi Surrenders, Agrees To Terms

Gary Scelzi has agreed to our terms of surrender, and will pay the required pennance by delivering the diecast collectibles to the "Sirius Speedway" studios within the next 60 days. As a result, the "Sirius Speedway" pit crew has terminated all hostilities against Scelzi. His wife, Julie, may still be pissed at him, however. Stay tuned for further updates.


  1. Can't wait to see what he has to do after he's been on the Playboy channel!

  2. Anonymous11:55 PM

    maybe he really learned not to f with sirius speedway. what was he doing on sunday. watching the race like the rest of us.