9. Watch satellite engineer Mike Weaver put more paper in the MRN fax machine. WARNING: Shockingly low entertainment value. Use only in extreme emergency.
8. Eat
another piece of Linda Cressman’s peach pie, after wrestling it from the grasp
of NASCAR Hall Of Fame Executive Director Winston Kelley.
7. Answer
1,276th Tweet asking what time the race is expected to start. Standard
answer: WHEN IT STOPS RAINING!
6. Listen
to pit reporter Alex Hayden bemoan International Speedway Corporation internet
guidelines preventing him from cruising midget porn sites.
5. Take
another nap.
4. Suffer
through pre-race host Kyle Rickey’s latest dissertation about Ted Christopher being
the greatest racer in the history of the world.
3. Watch
a group of fans connect a series of random women’s brassieres and play jump
rope. (Really, This happened.)
2. Mop
up the drool puddle underneath pit reporter Steve Post as he selects photos for
his “Around The Track” food website.
1. Laugh
as Chief Engineer Doug Watson works to repair faulty computer monitor, only to
discover that it’s not plugged in.
Dave that is just the best some times i dont know were you come up with stuff !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo when is the race gonna start Moody??
ReplyDeleteSorry, couldn't resist!!
Steve in South Central US.
This is why I love listening to you every afternoon. You're up to the minute "news" is always worth it.
ReplyDeleteLmao! Ur the man.Dave!!!! Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are having way to much fun.
ReplyDeletePics of #3 or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteGreat list. BTW, who still uses FAX machines these days? In fact you should not be allowed to use the words satellite and FAX machine in the same sentence. Talk about technologies on opposite sides on the spectrum. I bet the fans who assembled the brassier jump rope could have helped.
ReplyDelete#11. Search studio for hidden food and wine from Angie Skinner.
ReplyDelete#12. Listen to classical music on Bagman's I-pod.
#13. Leave toilet seat UP in bathroom.
And with Kyle not making the chase, maybe we'll see you next season. NASCAR got their little storybook finish, and KYLE GOES HOME. As do I
ReplyDeleteDoug from maybe next year NJ
Cya
So, I stayed up to the bitter end last night, thrilled for my late Mom that Jeff made the Chase. What will be topics on Monday?
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