“Mr. Knaus will be represented today by the law
firm of Dewey, Cheetem and Howe.”“It just didn’t look right. We’re not exactly sure why.” – Sprint Cup Series Director John Darby
“I’m starving. Is this shindig catered?” –
Jimmie Johnson
“Hey Middlebrook! I’ve got your 25 points right here!”
– Chad Knaus“Chad’s a good guy. Just a little too aggressive is all…” – NASCAR CEO Brian France
“Personally, I‘ll stick with Gustafson.” – Jeff Gordon
“Psst! Hey Darby, isn’t that last year’s template?” -- NASCAR President Mike Helton
“Dude, I wasn’t even THERE that day.” –Car Chief Ron Malek
“Chad, this was NOT the day to wear your Smokey Yunick t-shirt!” – Rick Hendrick
“Congratulations, Mr. Knaus, on joining the Million Dollar Club!” – Chief Appellate Officer John Middlebrook
LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good Dave.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose were funny. Especially the Smokey Yunick one.
ReplyDeleteLmfao. Need more of these
ReplyDeleteKelly in Manitoba
Too funny...lol
ReplyDeleteYou are the best those are all LMAO Funny nice job Godfather.
ReplyDeleteI just shot Coke out my nose from laughing. Thanx Dave!
ReplyDeleteI thought Chad's T-shirt said "Graduate of Smokey Yunick's School of Cheatin' and Racin'."
ReplyDeleteWas it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbour? -Overheard as part of Chad's appeal.
"Glad you used those C-Post as a distraction for that oversized fuel cell they didn't find." –Car Chief Ron Malek to Chad K.
If your not cheatin', your not tryin'. Dont let me catch you not tryin'.
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