I make my living with words.
The spoken word pays my bills,
both through my at-track work with Motor Racing Network and my on-air job with
Sirius XM NASCAR Radio. I understand and appreciate the power of words, and
sometimes cross swords with folks who either cannot -- or will not -- use the
language properly.
Not to be a nitpicker here,
but there are a number of popular terms and slogans in this sport that rub me
the wrong way. And if for no better reason than to get it off my chest, I will
happily share a few of them with you.
First on my list of nits to be
picked is the term “rubbin’s racin’;” a goofy line from a lousy movie that has
somehow come to characterize the sport of stock car racing.
Why would anyone adopt a
throwaway line from “Days Of Thunder” to represent our sport? Cole Trickle was
a crappy race car driver, as evidenced by the fact that he spent 95% of every
race riding around in third gear, at half-throttle. Only when the final lap
came and it was time to “put the hammer down, Harry” did Tom Cruise’s character
finally slam his car into high gear, mash the gas and rocket to the front,
miraculously passing cars with an additional 25 mph he had never bothered to
utilize until then.
Apparently, all those other
guys forgot to shift, as well.
For the record, rubbin’ is NOT
racin’. Rubbin’ is what you do with two sticks when you need to start a
campfire at the Boy Scout Jamboree.
And why do we call it,
“rubbin’,” anyway? The word is “rubbing,” with a G! What is it about the letter
G that makes it so unwelcome at the end of our words? They won’t be racing at
Kansas Speedway Sunday, they’ll be “racin’.” Apparently, omitting that one
little letter makes them run faster.
Maybe it’s the weight break.
Is it just me, or is anyone
else sick or the term, “I’m just saying?” When your Uncle Ed says something so
colossally stupid that the entire family stops and stares in collective disbelief,
he immediately adds the statement, “I’m just saying.”
The term “I’m just saying”
translates roughly to, “I have no idea what I’m talking about. I have given
this statement no thought, my facts are non-existent and my opinion is utterly worthless.
Ignore me.”
While we’re at it, I also take
issue with the decidedly non-literal use of the word “literally.” No matter
what you might have heard, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. was not “literally flying” en
route to Victory Lane Sunday at Talladega Superspeedway. Figuratively, perhaps.
But not literally. That was Elliott Sadler in 2007; another story for another
day.
Racers also overuse the term
“it is what it is.”
“We would have liked to win
today,” said Joe Finkelstein after the race, “but Bubba Ray ran me down into
the grass in Turn Four. It is what it is.”
Well, of course it is, Joe.
Everything “is what it is.” And if it isn’t what it is, it’s almost certainly
something else.
Equally overused is the term,
“neither here nor there.” Most things are, in fact, neither here nor there. There
are billions of places on earth to put things, “here” and “there” are only two.
Hence, it should come as no surprise that most things are “neither here nor
there.” They are somewhere else.
And what’s the deal with
drivers saying, “I did what I had to do” after sticking someone in the wall? You
didn’t do what you had to do, Cletus. You did what you wanted to do,
taking the easy way out and trading your reputation as a racer for a cheap
plastic trophy and a handful of points. Shame on you.
Racers are also fond of
saying, “back in the day.” Unfortunately, they never tell us what day! Last
Friday was a good day for me, so from now on, when I say, “back in the day,”
that’s the day I’m referring to.
And finally, enough with the
term, “We came off the truck fast.” No you didn’t. You rolled your race car
s-l-o-w-l-y onto the lift gate, lowered it gently to the ground and proceeded
to pre-race inspection; all while honoring the posted garage and pit road
speed. You may have gotten fast after hitting the race track, but you most
certainly did NOT come off the truck at a high rate of speed.
That would be dangerous.
I’m just sayin’.
Amazing! Simply amazing Word Man! It is what it is!
ReplyDeleteI could have done without that last sentence. I cringe every time that I hear or read it.
DeleteRough afternoon Dave? And in light of today's appeal ruling, don't forget "it ain't cheatin till you get caught"!
ReplyDeleteI hear you Dave! Well, I read you, to be exact. It's been a long week so far and there are still two more days left.. I'm on the West Coast so my day is not over yet! Eric
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteSorry Dave, I think you should have ended that a little differantly. Instead of "I'm just sayin' ", you should have endedit, "i'm just sayin', it is what it is".
ReplyDeleteYou left out one majorly screwed up word that seems to find its way onto every single NASCAR broadcast, and it drives me up a wall.... ECKSPECIALLY!!!! It's not a freaking word!!! I cringe every time I hear it. ECKSPECIALLY when Micahel Waltrip is talking.
ReplyDeleteHe was "Up On The Wheel" ... no he wasn't, he was sitting in front of it while steering the car. Now Toonces the driving car was "On the Wheel."
ReplyDeleteThe next time DW says this please send him a message on twitter that this is imposable
Dave: You Forgot "If you aint cheating, you aint trying, and it aint cheating till you get caught"!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU !! "It is what it is" is the biggest cop-out in history. And don't even get me started on the use of ran/run, came/come, etc. But then there's that charming all-purpose phrase we use maybe too much here in the Deep South: Bless his heart!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Matthew. "It is what it is" is a lot less expensive than the fine from NASCAR to the driver for saying what's REALLY on his/her mind.
ReplyDeleteI agree about "rubbin' is racin'." Because it's used as an excuse to justify dirty driving. Rubbing is not racing. Passing is racing. Physically pushing another car with your car is about passing and is thus legit - sideslamming another car out of the way is a cheap shot.
ReplyDeleteI've always been fascinated with the grammatical rule by Alabamans where the "a" at the end of SOME words is pronounced like a "y". Larry Mac says "extry" instead of "extra". Ronnie Van Zant paid homage in 'Sweet Home Alabama' by singing "I miss old 'Bamy' once again & I think it's a sin." But "Florida" comes out "Florida". Not a complaint, just would like to know the rules, if someone from Bamy can explain.
ReplyDeleteCan you create a tweet with all of your above points included?
ReplyDelete# 1 Pet peave, 6 of 1, half a dozen of the other. HUH???. It ain't over till its over?? "1st annual." What if there is never another?? "Can't have your cake and eat it too." I DON'T WANT IF I CAN'T EAT IT!! When there gone there gone!! DUH!!
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