COMMENTARY: How To Make NASCAR Hip

We can learn from Kanye and Kim

The Pop Culture world is seriously abuzz today with the news that Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have named their new daughter, “North West.”

In an effort to make NASCAR more relevant with the TMZ-watching, National Enquirer reading hipster contingent, we offer these helpful suggestions in an effort to assist various drivers and crew members in the naming of their future offspring…

• Austin Dillon: “Marshall”
• Greg Biffle: “Wiffle”
• Clint Bowyer: “Baby” (But only if it’s a girl.)
• Brad Sweet: “Sickeningly”
• Sam Hornish, Jr.: “Chrome”
• Jon Wood: “Morning”
• Bobby Labonte: “Monty”
• Michael Annett: “Funicello”
• Drew Blickensderfer: “Fricken”
• Mike Bliss: “Ignorances”
• Brendan Gaughan: “Long” and “Too Far” (TWINS!)
• Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse Jr.: “Stenica” and “Danicky” (TWINS AGAIN!)
• Todd Bodine: “Jethro”
• Kyle Busch: “Tooinda”
• Elliott Sadler: “Western”
• Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: “Junior” (Look everyone, it’s Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Jr.!!)
• Denny Hamlin: “Country”
• Kasey Kahne: “Sugar”
• Brian Scott: “Great”
• Scott Speed: “Top” and “Lightning” (STILL MORE TWINS!)
• Drew Herring: “Pickled”
• James Buescher: “Burning”
• Jeff Gordon: “Commissioner” (Sure to be a hit with Batman fans)
• Nelson Piquet, Jr.: “Sneaka”
• Brad Keselowski: “Trytaspell”
• Johanna Long: “Notso”
• Jamie Dick: Fill-in the blanks yourselves. This is a no-brainer, especially if he marries Johanna Long!